• Superstöker

    Too much caffeine, too little sleep, too much distraction, so much going on.. Staying stoked can be hard. Introducing Superstöker, the first app designed to keep you optimally stoked. Harnessing revolutionary new facial gesture analysis software, it precisely measures how stoked you are ( in dekastokes per second (S*10/s)) and alternates playing two scientifically chosen songs in a negative feedback loop to keep you optimally stoked. Should you be under-stoked, the stoker automatically kicks in and attempts to restore balance with some grindcore metal. Should you become over-stoked, the soothing melodies of Getz and Gilberto will bring you back to earth.